Seriously, this guy doesn’t get it.
I can’t believe he’s questioning my love of the 14th district. Maybe I need to explain a little GEOGRAPHY to my opponent (if he knows what that word means) but I live over on the north side of the county. In Arbor Diamond Heights, to be specific, and that means I go to Chef Templeton Riley’s “Los Range” for my meatatorium needs. They have just about the finest ribs you can imagine. Sake braised kobe short ribs!
They’re so good they practically flake like fish when you touch em with your fork. That’s real bbq in my opinion! Nevermind seven patrons of T-Bone’s establishment have been treated for immediate coronary bi-passes as a result of his “extra-msg” version of double dip pork ribs.
And the reason you’ve never seen me possum hunting is that I’m part of the fox hunting escapades to the north! How dare he question my commitment to hunting and 2nd amendment rights? I’ll strap on my riding pants for a hunt any day of the week!
AND as for my criticism of his baseball “career” let me say here and now the facts to clear things up. T-Bone’s career was actually more of a four year run. The last two seasons his sudden and convenient “knee problems” allowed him to play a total of 8 games. RIGHT AFTER he signed an extension. He was the “Carl Pavano” of the mid 80′s ‘stros. As for his ludicrous claim he could put up A-Rodesque numbers of .340/35/130 this day and age, well let me say this: I know Alex Rodriguez. We golf and sail together. And you sir, are no Alex Rodriguez. And your so called “references” wanted nothing to do with you. I talked to Nolan Ryan and he didn’t even know who the hell you are! Seriously his exact words were “who?” followed by “get out of my house!”
ANNNDDDD how dare you insult my wife! This aggression will not stand! And for your information, why she just had a good lay the other week! HA! So take that!
AND FINALLY… I have now alerted the authorities as to your Terror Fighting Squad tax evasion schemes. Thanks for letting the beans spill on that one! Jerk-Face!
JKS for congress 2010
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